APA KERETA YANG KORANG PANDU?

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BMW : Brings Me Women
LEXUS : Luxury EXports to United States
FORD : For Only Romantic Drivers
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA : Kills In Accidents
TOYOTA : The One You Only Trust Always
PROTON : Powerwindow Rosak Oooh Tidaaakkk Ohhhh Noooooo ~

THANX TO: Dean'skull Nasir

STUPID QUESTIONS & RIDICULOUS ANSWERS!

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-BAHASA YANG AKU GUNA NI BAHASA SABAH. HARAP RAKAN DI SEMENANJUNG BOLEH FAHAM..  ERRR RASA RAKAN DI SARAWAK TIADA MASALAH KOT PASAL BAHASA KITA LEBIH KURANG JAK HEHEHEHEHEHEH-

1. Bila org nampak ko baring tutup mata:
Soalan: Ko tidur kah?
Jawapan: Tdk la, sia training mcm mana mau mati bah..    

2. Imagine ko bawa bawa tv ko yg rusak pi technician bikin n dia masi juga tanya:
S: Mau kasi bagus kah ni tv?
J: Tdk la,sia buring ba,jadi sia bawa la tv sia pi jln2 sini.    

3. Bila time hujan kwn ko nampak ko kluar,dia tanya:
S: Ko kluar time hujan ni?
J: Eh ndak la,hujan yg nanti baru sia kluar.=-?    

4. Time ko baru bangun tidur, trus si budu tanya ko:
S: Ko bangun sdh?
J: Ish, sia tidur sambil jalan bah ni!(=|    

5. Kawan ko call fon ruma ko:
S: Mana ko?
J: Sini bus stop!:/    

6. Diorang nampak ko kluar dari bilik mandi basah2:
S: Ko baru mandi kah?
J: Manada, sia jatuh dlm lubang jamban bah! :&  

 7. Ko bediri di dlm lift di tingkat paling bawah sdh diorang tanya:
S: Going up kah?
J: Eh ndak la,sia tangah tunggu apartment sia turun bah ni. (y)  

8. Boyfren ko pi ruma ko bawa 1jambak bunga. And ko masi juga mau tanya dia:
S: Eeeh,bunga ka tu?
J: Tdk la Ling! Paku-pakis sama kubis bah ni.X_X    

9. Ko di dlm toilet, pintu bekunci, trus ada org katuk pintu n dia tanya:
S: Ada urang kah?
J: (Suara Kiut)Teda urang! Taik bah yang becakap ni!!!

 teknik menggonggong duit dengan betul.....

taken from En. Gordon Punya GF Punya FB

[REPOST] - SEBAB KENAPA AKU LAMA TAK UPDATE BLOG....

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NI MALAS PUNYA PASAL ABIS LA ENTRI2 LAMA KENA RECYCLE....

Recently I met up with my idol Ultraman in Tokyo, Japan, the city he has saved many times over from evil, destructive monsters. We met at an intersection downtown, bought drinks from a vending machine and sat on the kerb for this interview.

Me: Konichiwa, Ultraman-san!

Ultraman: Apa khabar, Visiteur-san!

Me: Wow! Ultraman reti cakap bahasa?

Ultraman: Mesti lah, beb! Gua ada ramai peminat di seluruh dunia. Gua kena lah belajar macam-macam bahasa.

Me: Cool! So, what you been up to, dude?

Ultraman: A bit tired. Fought a monster last night in Fukushima prefecture. We fought until we reached the seaside in Hamadori. A lot of people

died.

Me: The monster killed so many?

Ultraman: Actually, gua terjatuh and terhimpit diorang.

Me: Er, I see. Banyak lagi ke monster kat dunia ni?

Ultraman: Ada lah. Tapi diorang dah malas nak lawan. Dah ada agent and publicist. Merchandising rights. Suma lawan nak dapat market share je. Boring lah, beb!

Me: I see. So camne brader-brader lu? Ultraman Tiga, Ultraman Taro .. ?

Ultraman: They all OK. Tiga dah bersara. Sekarang dia bukak restoran

sushi kat Shinjuku. Bini dia baru beranak.

Me: Wow!

Ultraman: Yeah. Bini dia makhluk Bumi. So at first, family gua bantah, sebab we all boleh kahwin ngan orang Planet Ultra je. But thank the

Ultra-Gods,my father, Ultraman yang bertanduk tu, finally gave his blessings. Cucu dia tu bertanduk jugak, so happy lah dia.

Me: What about Taro?

Ultraman: Taro tengah buat multi-level marketing jual ubat untuk kuatkan tenaga batin.

Me: Eh, naper Ultraman suma tak nak jadi superhero lagi?

Ultraman: Tu lah. Nowadays terlalu ramai superhero. Gaban lah, Power Ranger lah, ni lah, tu la. Yang paling teruk si Baja Hitam tu lah. Lawan cam pondan tapi marketing power dia kuat. Sebab tu boleh jadi popular. I always say, never trust superhero yang bawak motosikal, superhero yang pakai topeng pelik-pelik. We all Ultramen don't need all that cosmetic s**t.

Me: Wow, marahnya Ultraman.

Ultraman: Siapa tak marah? Bagero! Superhero ciplak ni suma tak original lah. And they all no integrity or morals. Last week, I dengar Gaban kena tangkap ngan gadis bawah umur. You see?

Me: Man, that is sad.

Ultraman: Tu lah. That's why kalau tak Ultra, memang tak world lah.

Me: Wuhu! Lu peminat Mawi ke?

Ultraman: Adalah sikit-sikit.

Me: So, Ultraman, what's your future plan? You going to give up being a superhero too?

Ultraman: No way. I love my job too much. But my girlfriend complains

that I work such long hours. And when I come home at night, I'm always tired and my chest light is always beeping.

Me: Woooo! Sounds like you might need some of that ubat from your brader Taro.

Ultraman: Good idea! I better give him a call tonight.

At this point, Ultraman receives a distress call from Yokohama, where a monster is attacking the train station. So off he went, into the blue yonder, to fight yet another worthy adversary. World!