Wednesday, October 12, 2011

3 KEJADIAN YANG BEST PADA BULAN NI.....



1. Dapat Cek Dari Nuffnang.. tak sangka blog yang jarang update ni ada jugak duitnya huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu terima kasih kepada pelawat2 yang datang kat sini terutamanya pelawat tetap.. no need to mention u know who u are.....


 2. Beberapa bulan yang lalu aku ada ikut kontest kat internet.... sebenarnya aku dah lupa dah pasal kontest tu.. ntah kontest apa aku tak dapat recall yang aku ingat masa tu hadiah utama dia Ipad... masa tu aku kemaruk sangat nak guna Ipad.. nak beli tak mampu so, join kontest la.... aku tak la mengharap utk menang.. sekadar mencuba jer. Lepas join kontest tu aku buat donno jer tak buat follow up. tetiba jer kena kontek kata aku menang kontest. Masa tu gabra jugak la aku ingat syarikat mana nak jual barang yang trick konon.. kata barang tu free tapi last2 minta number kad kredit.... hahahahahahaha walaupun aku tak menang Ipad dapat GPS Navigator pun ok la.. konon kalau nak beli benda ni harganya boleh dapat pick up seymour duncan.... isk... dari beli gps baik aku beli pick up gitar tapi kalau dah free amik jer la. Cuba la aku dapat benda ni masa bulan FEB yang lalu.. tak la kitaorang sesat masa tu hahahahahahaha

3. Yang paling best... brader kat bawah ni umurnya dah masuk 3 bulan.. syukur kepada Allah kerana dia dikurniakan kesihatan dan senyuman yang manis.....

 korang rasa2 mana satu aku dalam gambar kat bawah ni??


Saturday, October 1, 2011

INSTALLATION HUSBAND..! MUST READ..!!!


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
...
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.exe, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

credits to: Miss Beverly Tam

Friday, September 30, 2011

ORANGE CRUSH 3



 
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